Month: May 2020

Vwvortex Douchebags

There is a part that I want. I don’t say need because technically with time effort and money, I can make the wrong part right, but if I can track down the right part and make this all simpler, I would prefer to go that route.

So, to Facefuck marketplace it is! a good place to buy Battletech Mechs, used cars and occasionally parts. There is literally zero other reasons to go on there.

Really? Here we go

I was really hoping he would counter offer with $200 because *I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!!1*

You have a sad used part off a thirty-five year old shit box, what do you think someone is gonna be willing to pay for it?


I, too, love getting married alone, no guests, just sunburn for company. Fuuuck this guy.

New Challenger Approaching!

True enthusiast parking ONLY!

meanwhile … a normal hooman bean while this is all going on:


My better half on all this: “This is what happens when you sit on the couch all the time eating french fries”

Outwars Hacking: Team Images

I always thought it would be fun to have custom Clan logos instead of the generic team images to pick from in multiplayer. These don’t do anything, it’s just for cool factor. They are located within \shelldb\netimg named icon01.pcx through icon10 so I guess we only get to have ten clans!


Outwars Hacking: Multiplayer Mission List

Okay folks, I am going through digging up and re-remembering some old knowledge about hacking Outwars.

First and foremost outwars.mml aka the multiplayer mission list. Lets open it up in a hex editor:

Very simple. Name of the .mis file located in /netmisn followed by some whitespace. I have added a few more:

The astute amongst you may notice hey ass isn’t a real mission, the game agrees and since there is no ass.mis it throws an error and immediately quits:

Lesson here being, don’t screw up the .mml file!

As soon as you add more than 15 entries to this file, the game actually renders a scroll bar but there seems to be some hard coded limit that prevents it from properly handling more missions. No matter, nobody is every going to play anything but anub1m anyway 😛